An elephant asked a camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?"
The camel replied: "Thats a pretty dumb question coming from someone with a dick on his face"

an old grandmother was dying slowly and couldnt take it anymore, she wanted to speed up by shooting her self, she was wondering where she needs to shoot her for the quickest death and thought it would be the heart, grandmother calls the doctor to ask him where the heart is located. Doctor replies 2 inches below ur nipp......le. Grandmother got sent to the hospital the next day for shooting herself in the kneecap

Question: Why do the french eat snails?
Answer: Because they don't like fast food.

Question: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Answer: Melt them into a tire and call it a good year.

Chemistry Teacher: ‘‘Can you give me the formula for water?’’
Student: ‘‘H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-.’’
Chemistry Teacher: ‘‘Where did you get an idea like that?’’
Student: ‘‘You told us the other day it was H to O.’’

A very handsome man is drinking at a bar when a girl walks up to him n says: what are u drinking?
Man: magic beer
Girl: what does it do?
Man takes a sip, flys out the window, touches the clouds and comes back
Girl: wow!! I wanna drink magic beer too
Man: bartender, give her what im drinking
Girl finishes the drink, jum...ps out the window, falls and dies
Bartender: superman ur an asshole when ur drunk.

A blonde quickly went out to her mailbox,checked it and went back in the house.Few minutes later she checked her mail again.She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today ...the way you keep looking into that mail box."The blonde answ...ered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

these are just some jokes that i got from omghumor.com page on facebook =)

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